The Date

August 21, 2016

By myKlovr


No, not dried figs.

No, not June 31st.

It’s that thing that you might be really nervous about because they guy/girl you’re going out with has been your crush for the last 4 months. Yeah, that’s right, we’ve all been there. But let’s redefine what a date is to make it simpler and unnerving.

  1. It’s really just a joint social endeavour.

This one’s fairly simple but a really good way to think about a date. You’re simply just joining someone on an attempt to create a relationship together.

  1. You AND the other person want to go.

Stop thinking that he/she doesn’t like you. If they accepted your invitation  (or you got asked out), then it means your date wants to go with you.

  1. You won’t pre-ejaculate.

Well, you control this one yourself, so take it easy out there, bud.

  1. The guy pays.

Well, in the 21st century, stuff’s weird. Girls, a lot of the time, don’t want guys paying for them, so this one really depends on the people going out.

  1. Netflix and chill will be awkward.

If you’re gonna come back home after with your date and start watching Netflix, just make sure you are prepared for whatever happens.
Alright, I hope that’s enough tips, just be safe out there boys and girls.

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